If you weren't British, what European nationality would you like to have?

I be Kosovan/Polish/Albanian so I can still come to live in Britain and milk it for all its worth like they all do to us now. That way I can have a great life getting it all for nothing instead of keep stressing about the state of my own country and I'll be able to understand the languages that everbody talks in my local high street. Me bitter? Never!